#14

Didn't you see the sign? Beach closed due to shark activity! No surfing today 'dude'.

#13

Yeah, that's how I roll. Back pocket style.

#12

nom nom pocky nom nom pocky nom nom

#11

"HAH! I love this! So true!"
(all sharks are Republicans)

#10

The usual suspects

#9

Don't you know how to knock?!?!?!?!

#8

R-"Shark, what are you doing?"
shark-"Nnnooottthhhiiinngg"

7even

Hey! Make me a helmet out of a ping pong ball like Ralph in 'The mouse and the motorcycle'!! Then let's get this thing rolling!

#6 wishful thinking

Sooooooooo,you live how far from the beach, 15 or 20 minutes? And there are like people in the water right? Tasty people?

#5 I thought sharks weren't picky eaters...

What?!?!?! No hot sauce?!?!?! I don't like mustard...... Put some hot sauce on it so it looks like I just killed it!!

#4

"What channel is Discovery? I heard one of my cousins is gonna be on it this week."

#3

"Ummmm, this is not the hot tub I ordered....."

#2 English Shark

"OK, I'm only going to explain this once.."

#1

"hmmmm, so thats how you write 'mackeral' in Japanese"

Around with a shark in 80 days

And for my next feat of amazing rowdiness I am going to photograph something 'sharky' for 80 days and post the photos here with a short caption.

It might not be 80 days in a row but I will have eventually 80 pics up here.

If I don't it is because one of my subjects probably ate me. Seriously.